- Height: 5'10 (6'3 counting hair)
- Weight:142 lbs.
- Joined service: Milan, 1985
- Special skills/abilities:
- can charm women instantly and effortlessly
- can breakdance like nobody's business (and really, it's not any of your business if he can, is it? Is it?)
- can simultaneously snowboard and fire a sniper rifle with 95% accuracy at 2500 feet
- can shake that little booty of his like something close to magic ("The finest booty-shaking talent this side of K.C. himself" -David Letterman)
- Secret weapons/gizmos:
- bulletproof '89 Honda Civic with tinted windows and fuzzy dice
- Dr. Evil costume w/bald wig
- 'le mojo'... (what the French call a certain, 'I don't know what') See above section, under 'booty'.
the IMoM files |
the photos |
the video game |